The Zen of Away Messages

November 14, 2002


"Writing an Archaeology paper all night"

Message Ninja X rates this message a 4/10

How about digging this historical piece of information up; being overweight always.


"Ok, I think I really am going to go work out now"

Message Ninja X rates this message a 3/10

I really think you should you fatass, and use some correct punctuation.


November 06, 2002


"Tiempo a comer"

Message Warrior X rates this message a 9/10

To the non-hispanic speaking lay person...it looks like the fatass is about to bust a nut. However he's doing something else that I would rather not see...about to eat a huge meal of double cheeseburgers and steak fries w/ a bowl of grease and a trough of grub for desert. Either way, grab a towel and clean up your mess.


November 03, 2002


"I just drove for 10 hours straight (minus gas stops), so now that's it 5:45 AM, I think it's appropriate that I actually go to bed tonight. Leave some love"

Message Master X rates this message a 5 / 10.

So basically you drove 10 hours to sign online again? You're an idiot, get a life. And why aren't you able to end your away messages with proper punctuation? Again, you're an idiot.


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